No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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