Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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