so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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