Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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