Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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