Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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