If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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