i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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