Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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