Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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