he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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