Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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