Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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