Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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