that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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