Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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