How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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