we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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