Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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