Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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