awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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