Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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