3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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