i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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