yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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