it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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