I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
