if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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