she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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