Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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