Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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