I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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