and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you would pick up someone in the library
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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