JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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