i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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