Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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