good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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