I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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