idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
