my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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