Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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