It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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