All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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