Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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