Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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