I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I forget how to act sober
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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