Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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