with your own penis?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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