ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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