They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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