Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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