Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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