the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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