What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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