Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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