The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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